Lab Panic (front), Vampire Robots Suck (back) | Garment Dyed Tee

This isn't just a shirt; it’s a relic from the 1958 cult masterpiece that the censors tried to bury. Before the world actually started ending, we had the foresight to dream up its demise in glorious Technicolor.

The front: Dr. Aris and Nurse Verna at the exact moment the "Blood-Bot 9000" requested a second serving of the staff. Pure, unadulterated scientific panic.The back? The truth, dripping in high-viscosity gore. VAMPIRE ROBOTS SUCK. 

The Feature Presentation

• The Front: High-fidelity scream-print featuring the original theatrical "Lab Panic" scene.

• The Back: The iconic, blood-dripping "Vampire Robots SUCK" title card in maximum-gore red.

• The Vibe: Mid-century sci-fi horror meets modern-day apocalypse reality.

• The Purpose: To warn others. Or just to look cool at the end of the world.

"The robots don't just want your data... they want your type O-negative." — The Last T-Shirt Shop Manager

The thick ring-spun cotton and garment-dyed finish give the shirt a lived-in look and comfortable hand from the first wear, and the roomy, relaxed shape layers easily over hoodies or under jackets for touring, gig nights, or casual nights out.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — durable, pre-shrunk heavyweight (6.1 oz/yd²)
- Garment-dyed finish for soft color, vintage texture, and low-key fade
- Relaxed fit with no side seams (tubular knit) for a clean silhouette
- Double-needle stitching on all seams and sewn-in label for long-lasting construction
- Available S–4XL in many colors; consult Comfort Colors 1717 size chart

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: Made in Honduras

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean